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Bill Clinton: 'I Wouldn't Be Surprised' by Alien Visit
Thu Apr 3, 2014
The Mummy is an ever present danger, werewolves have been contained in certain burial grounds, but space junk remains our obligation in securely convincing aliens, mechanical, or non humanoid that we are intelligent enough to assure safe, unmutated, except by choice, arrival of hostages if necessary …
Navy admiral is pick for next head of NSA
Thu Jan 30, 2014
Arrest Alexander for leaking information to Manning and Snowden, install the President, Bartholomew L. King, as head of NSA until 03/09/2014 at 0200 hours retroactive 6 hours, then declassify Army Corps of Engineers Pensions Contracts Budget, and arrest Rogers for extortion and with holding informat …
Northeast locked in deep freeze and Texas expecting ice as winter tightens its grip
Thu Jan 23, 2014
This is the thirteenth month of the year 2013. Happens every hundred years. Forms a kind of mysterious ozone zone every hundred years for one month. 2014 will begin after the Super Bowl and have zone holes during every month to make eleven months extra long. Since only half of the Mayan Calendar exi …
Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs: report
Fri Jan 3, 2014
Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Karate. Cowabunga! Those dogs didn't stand a chance. No self respecting canine would eat the man who invented dental fillings. At least let us know He tried not to watch. This dog thing goes back to ancient Babylon. And seriously Sirius, the Dog(ue) Star. Holy Milky …
Mile-long train carrying crude oil derails, explodes in North Dakota
Mon Dec 30, 2013
What kind of insurance do you quote for this scenario? Romnesian. A first since the photon torpedo was hit by a meteor. But how do you get a picture of it unless you know it is going to happen? You are from the planet Romnesia and have been tracking the meteor until it pierced the hull of your warsh …
What's stopping big Bertha? Seattle debates mysterious object obstructing tunnel machine
Fri Dec 20, 2013
Victorian Era Gas Lamp Gas lines and pipes. Many were not removed properly when electricity was installed. A single spark or flame could detonate it and melt wires for miles down there. Or, if in Seattle, H.G. Wells's Time Machine or Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Nautilus Captain Nemo …
Google buys major military robot maker: Why does search giant want to be 'BigDog' of automation?
Mon Dec 16, 2013
. Grobot 13 Ark assemble radius Potiphar Ra Ra Sis boom bah humbug state 20 .
'A very worrisome sign': North Korea executes uncle of leader Kim Jong Un
Thu Dec 12, 2013
Somewhere in the afterlife, people are being told to stay dead, but not everyone. If you are buried with your six gun, you just stay there. American cemeteries are full of gunslinging outlaws buried with their guns. The ground radon is so strong here, forgiveness and repentance could get them walkin …
Stolen 'highly radioactive' material finally secured, Mexico says; villagers doubtful
Thu Dec 12, 2013
The material was from an obsolete medical device in Tijuana. It probably had some insurance policy that could pay the cost of the disposal or storage. The ancient temples in Mexico and Yucatan use cobalt in an engine of stone somewhere, but there are risks. Senor, don't move. And snakes, why snakes, …
85-year-old vet says he was well-fed, comfortable during North Korea detainment
Sun Dec 8, 2013
Not the KLAW the KRAW, are you with me Doctor Woo?
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